Category: Shoe Reviews


  • Ya, I got them ‘cos Mary-Kate | Teva Voya Infinity Sandal review

    Ya, I got them ‘cos Mary-Kate | Teva Voya Infinity Sandal review

    This won’t take long. … actually, this is likely my shortest review ever. I just need to tell you guys about Teva Voya Infinity Sandals. They have totally changed my summer outfits… Teva Voya Infinity Sandal sizing For comparison, my other shoe sizes run: -Adidas Stan Smiths, US 8 –Chanel Shoes, FR 39-39.5 –Christian Louboutin,…

  • Every detail including latest prices & fit | Chanel Ballet Flats review

    Every detail including latest prices & fit | Chanel Ballet Flats review

    With Chanel’s infamous price hikes, Chanel ballet flats are seriously expensive starting at $975 USD in 2024. Considering that in 2008, they cost $550 USD, it’s actually kind of nuts… actually, a ~77.27% price increase over 16 years for a pair of shoes is all the kinds of nuts (and especially “premium” cashew nuts). ……

  • I chose my side on them | Margiela Tabi flats review

    I chose my side on them | Margiela Tabi flats review

    While my Sun (Cancer), Moon (Capricorn) & Rising (Virgo) signs, most posts on this site, and the Stanley Cup next to me might suggest differently: I do not conform to society’s expectations. … and I love the unexpected. That’s probably part of why Margiela’s Tabi shoes appeal to me so much. The larger part of…

  • Surprisingly cool | Loro Piana shoe review

    Surprisingly cool | Loro Piana shoe review

    I spend a lot of my time wondering why nice things are so expensive. From carpets for the living room to skincare and even a Venti Skinny Vanilla latte, everything costs a ludicrous amount of money these days. You could say it’s my Roman Empire, but I don’t want to give it that much credence.…

  • Chanel Slingbacks Review: The New Classic ft. Sizing Tips & Prices

    Chanel Slingbacks Review: The New Classic ft. Sizing Tips & Prices

    On March 10th 2015, an unexpected force was launched into the fashion world: the revamped Chanel slingbacks. Either in leather or suede, every model during the 97-look long Fall/Winter 2016 show had one thing in common; their two tone Chanel slingbacks. A simple beige body with a black capped toe, they were on every single…

  • Hermès Oran Sandals Review: Sizing, prices, & what you need to know

    Hermès Oran Sandals Review: Sizing, prices, & what you need to know

    Hermès Oran sandals… where to start? There’s the iconic “H” cut-out across the top that makes a dodgy tan line so worth it… There’s that smell of new Italian leather that could get you drunker than a bottle of grappa… There are all those articles about how they’re the “#1 shoe” to wear this summer,…

  • 9 pairs of pumps & 7 pieces of advice: A Christian Louboutin Heels Review

    9 pairs of pumps & 7 pieces of advice: A Christian Louboutin Heels Review

    Click clack, click clack, click clack Who the hell is wearing heels? … and also, what kinda heels are those? The New York Times says a pair of Christian Louboutin heels are “shorthand for luxury, fabulosity and sex appeal, a kind of synecdoche of success.” … but, are these red bottomed shoes really worth it?…

  • Step into comfort: Bobbies Paris shoe review

    Step into comfort: Bobbies Paris shoe review

    When people complain about “wedding season,” it goes way over my head. You see, at 30-something years old, I don’t go to a lot of weddings. … like, the last two weddings I’ve gone to, I was either a flower girl or the bride. I don’t find it burdensome to turn down a wedding invitation.…

  • Worth it? My updated Reformation shoe and boot review

    Worth it? My updated Reformation shoe and boot review

    In the last four years, a lot has changed. There’s the obvious stuff, like all of 2020/21. … but then there’s the not-so-obvious stuff (to me at least). Like, Reformation has expanded even more than before. When their shoe line started in 2019 and it was like, “will this really work?” … but then it…

  • The ugliest, yet comfiest clog | A Birkenstock Boston review

    The ugliest, yet comfiest clog | A Birkenstock Boston review

    I’m pretty sure that Gucci Princetown mules was the kindling to this. … and Isabel Marant’s Mirvin shoes was the match that must have lit it up. All I know for sure is that a slew of designers (Marni, J.W. Anderson, and by the time this goes to publication, multiple others…) are putting out their…