Category: Reviews


  • Rat & Boa Dress Review: Every detail on Instagram’s newest It-Brand

    Rat & Boa Dress Review: Every detail on Instagram’s newest It-Brand

    It’s been a while since I reviewed an “Instagram It-Brand.” There was one thing holding me back from ordering a dress from Rat & Boa… ”WHAT SIZE AM I SUPPOSED TO ORDER??” Unlike their models, I’m not a bronzed leggy goddess. My legs don’t go on for days and even if they did, before this…

  • Jennifer Fisher Hoops Review: I’d jump through hoops for these earrings

    Jennifer Fisher Hoops Review: I’d jump through hoops for these earrings

    Saying “I love hoop earrings” has become as obvious as saying “I love avocado toast.” … like, duh you do. Hoop earrings have gone from ancient times to 1980’s Sade to literally every late-2010’s girl-at-a-boozy-brunch. They’re the best piece of jewelry that you can own. At this point, I don’t need to explain why —…

  • Acne Studios Denim Shorts Review: What’s the deal with sizing anyways?

    Acne Studios Denim Shorts Review: What’s the deal with sizing anyways?

    You guys voted on Instagram… and I bought it. The overwhelming majority of you said you wanted a review on Acne Studio’s jean shorts and I am so glad. … you guys were right — these shorts are surprisingly great. My first & only pair of Acne Studios jeans were bought at the height of…

  • La Perla Slip Dress Size Review: Slip into something a lil more comfortable

    La Perla Slip Dress Size Review: Slip into something a lil more comfortable

    Wait, just to preface this entire review, I wear my La Perla slip as outerwear not loungewear. … at 100% silk satin, La Perla’s chemise/slip just feels too luxe to wear while binging on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. I aspire to be the kind of lady who lounges in silk…

  • Ulla Johnson Dress Review: Are These $$$ Dresses Worth It?

    Ulla Johnson Dress Review: Are These $$$ Dresses Worth It?

    We’ve all ready talked about how I am a goopster. Wait, “goopster” sounds weird. What I mean to say is, I’m “goopy.” … that’s not right either. What I actually mean by saying “I’m a goopy goopster” is that I love Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop. Now that really doesn’t sound right, but whatever.

  • Castañer Espadrilles Review: A Perfect Summer Shoe ft. Sizing & Outfits+

    Castañer Espadrilles Review: A Perfect Summer Shoe ft. Sizing & Outfits+

    After moving “home” to the Caribbean, I needed a pair of shoes that could be worn to a sandy Sunday lunch just as easily as a Government building. I’ve always been a fan of espadrilles… but have never been able to find the perfect pair. There’s always something wrong with them. The material is too…

  • APC Denim Mini Skirt Review: It’s Short and Sweet

    APC Denim Mini Skirt Review: It’s Short and Sweet

    First impression: it’s short. Second impression: it’s really short. Third impression: it’s perfect. Their description of the skirt? Very stiff canvas that wears in over time. Very short cut, slightly flared. High waist. A.P.C. clothing is generally pretty “1970’s Kindergarten teacher-esque.”

  • Rag & Bone T-Shirt Sizing & Quality Review: They Fit To A T

    Rag & Bone T-Shirt Sizing & Quality Review: They Fit To A T

    That perfect white (or black) t-shirt… the ultimate foundation for a perfect outfit. I briefly tried Reformation’s basic t-shirts… but they failed to impress. In 2011 Rag & Bone did a DIY ad series with Lily Aldridge. I’m obsessed with her style… and then became obsessed with Rag & Bone’s jeans and t-shirts. … and…

  • With Jéan Size Review: I’m with Jéan for this dress

    With Jéan Size Review: I’m with Jéan for this dress

    With Jéan kinda came out of nowhere in 2017 and took the Instagram fashion world by surprised. You’ve seen their dresses on just about every ~influencer~ and model you’d ever have time to follow… Aimee Song, Martha Hunt, Natasha Oakley, the list goes on. … but we’ve all seen those “I ordered a dress I…

  • Réalisation Par Kate Dress Size Review: I waited 2 years for it

    Réalisation Par Kate Dress Size Review: I waited 2 years for it

    After the lightly disappointing Naomi skirt, I took a break from Réalisation Par. … and then my eBay alert dinged: the Kate dress in red polka dot was just listed. There’s something so sweetly and slightly seductive about a white dress with red polka dots. I’ve been trying to find the Kate dress and Rouje’s…