Category: Reviews


  • Yes, siree! | A SIR the Label Dress Review

    Yes, siree! | A SIR the Label Dress Review

    SIR the Label has been on my list for some time now. Their white eyelet dresses never fail to catch my eye. … but with age, I’ve become more prone to spilling red wine and would like to avoid mercilessly stabbing delicate dresses with Tide To-Go pens. So when I saw this tiered & shirred…

  • I sweat the small stuff with ’em | Entireworld Sweatpants Review

    I sweat the small stuff with ’em | Entireworld Sweatpants Review

    Note: RIP Entireworld, you will live fondly in our minds for getting us through 2020/work from home days. Somewhere around 2006, I’d imitate those starlets you’d see in US Weekly or inTouch and wear sweatpants out in public — they were Juicy Couture, what do you want from me? Since the mid-aughts, I’ve totally stopped…

  • A mainstay for a reason | A James Perse T-Shirt Review

    A mainstay for a reason | A James Perse T-Shirt Review

    Like most things concerning my style, it all started with Kate Moss. … OK, by “it,” I mean, me wearing James Perse. I would pretend that it’s just a coincidence that I started wearing them around the same time as her. I would pretend and say that I simply started buying these t-shirts because James…

  • TBH, they’re hit or miss | An Everlane T-Shirt Review

    TBH, they’re hit or miss | An Everlane T-Shirt Review

    First was the bodysuit. … then came the cashmere sweater and the button down shirt followed suit. I’d say half of my Everlane clothes have been great. Considering half these past purchases were great, I was like “what about Everlane’s t-shirts?” … but, also considering that half these past purchases were not great, I was…

  • Are they the best luxury heels? | A Jimmy Choo Romy Review

    Are they the best luxury heels? | A Jimmy Choo Romy Review

    For me, it means something to know who or what inspired a piece I plan to wear… Manolo Blahnik BBs were named after Brigitte Bardot — I dig her French flare and in turn can adopt un peu de son attitude in my outfits. … but who are Jimmy Choo Romy heels named after? This…

  • Lisa Eldridge Velvet Jazz Lipstick: a Beauty Bite review

    Lisa Eldridge Velvet Jazz Lipstick: a Beauty Bite review

    Note: I’m totally not a beauty expert, so these are my uneducated thoughts about my favourite pieces of makeup… like, I can’t tell you what the exact effect of vitamin E (or whatever) will add to a lip liner, but I can tell you if I dig the product. What is it? Lisa Eldridge True…

  • A barely there statement: an Emme Parsons Sandals Review

    A barely there statement: an Emme Parsons Sandals Review

    “Once a pair of sandals has been worn they will sadly never remain in perfect condition but we have listed care recommendations below to ensure your sandals have the longest life possible…”-Emme Parsons’ product care intro Emme Parson’s product care page starts slightly dramatically. A normal person would read that and run the other way…

  • Sizing, Quality, Stockists & More | K. Jacques Sandals Review

    Sizing, Quality, Stockists & More | K. Jacques Sandals Review

    K Jacques have been making sandals in St. Tropez since the 1930s. They were handmade by artisans then… and 90 years later, they still are. Basically, K. Jacques have been the sandals that the well-heeled French have been wearing for close to a decade. K. Jacques has worked with Givenchy, Isabel Marant, and a particularly…

  • What’s up with Goop’s bathing suits: a G. Label Swim Review

    What’s up with Goop’s bathing suits: a G. Label Swim Review

    Note: Goop has discontinued their swim line and for a good reason… This might be gross, but… You know how in college when you’d pre-game and then you’d really really really needed to go pee, but people would joke and be like, “don’t break the seal?” I graduated like seven years ago though, so bear…

  • Not your average rayon dress: A Natalie Martin dress review

    Not your average rayon dress: A Natalie Martin dress review

    While I’ll moan, complain, and send around a “million strong against Instagram’s algorithm” petition. … and I’ll think I’m totally justified in my frustration with Instagram’s algorithm and their stupid “you need 10K followers to have links in your story” rule, it’s because of them that I found Natalie Martin. Sure, Rihanna’s been photographed in…