Category: Reviews


  • The only Chanel classic flap handbag review you need to read

    The only Chanel classic flap handbag review you need to read

    This Chanel Classic Handbag review includes NEW 2025 prices.
 From high school graduation (pre-absurd price hikes) to graduating college (mid-price hikes) and turning 30 (just before the ridiculous price increase), a Chanel Classic Handbag has marked hallmarks in my life.
 … but when they start at $8,200 $9,600 $10,400 USD, I cannot say that you…

  • Ahoy, matey! Rolla’s Sailor Jeans Review

    Ahoy, matey! Rolla’s Sailor Jeans Review

    My first order on Shopbop was placed in 2006. … like, right as it was acquired by Amazon and back when Juicy Couture reigned supreme. After shopping on Shopbop for over half my life, there are certain times where you’re like: “Where did this brand even come from?” Rolla’s is one of those brands for…

  • Hermès Oran Sandals Review: Sizing, prices, & what you need to know

    Hermès Oran Sandals Review: Sizing, prices, & what you need to know

    Hermès Oran sandals… where to start? There’s the iconic “H” cut-out across the top that makes a dodgy tan line so worth it… There’s that smell of new Italian leather that could get you drunker than a bottle of grappa… There are all those articles about how they’re the “#1 shoe” to wear this summer,…

  • What’s Old Is New: Kate Moss for Zara review

    What’s Old Is New: Kate Moss for Zara review

    As a Kate Moss style enthusiast for over half my life, I could write about the magic of Moss until my fingers fall off. As someone who has purchased just about everything that Kate has ever been involved with, I know my stuff. Eight years after her last full-on design collaboration (that was widely available)…

  • I hate how expensive they are | SLVRLAKE Denim Review

    I hate how expensive they are | SLVRLAKE Denim Review

    SLVRLAKE must have come up while you were shopping for jeans online. … and, like me, you probably dismissed them as being an unjustified overpriced denim line. Why spend $349 on a pair of SLVRLAKE jeans when you can get some Levi’s for $98? Similar to Bianca Stratford explaining the difference between Sketchers and a…

  • Literally no one is talking about the quality: The Row Margaux review

    Literally no one is talking about the quality: The Row Margaux review

    Margot: Your reviews aren’t that good. Eli: But the sales are. –The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), written by Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson No one knows the origin of why the Row’s Margaux bag is called “the Margaux.” … but, I believe that this bag is named after Margot Tenenbaum and her iconic Birkin. That would…

  • Ya, I got them ‘cos Mary-Kate | Teva Voya Infinity Sandal review

    Ya, I got them ‘cos Mary-Kate | Teva Voya Infinity Sandal review

    This won’t take long. … actually, this is likely my shortest review ever. I just need to tell you guys about Teva Voya Infinity Sandals. They have totally changed my summer outfits… Teva Voya Infinity Sandal sizing For comparison, my other shoe sizes run: -Adidas Stan Smiths, US 8 –Chanel Shoes, FR 39-39.5 –Christian Louboutin,…

  • Every detail including latest prices & fit | Chanel Ballet Flats review

    Every detail including latest prices & fit | Chanel Ballet Flats review

    With Chanel’s infamous price hikes, Chanel ballet flats are seriously expensive starting at $975 USD in 2024. Considering that in 2008, they cost $550 USD, it’s actually kind of nuts… actually, a ~77.27% price increase over 16 years for a pair of shoes is all the kinds of nuts (and especially “premium” cashew nuts). ……

  • I chose my side on them | Margiela Tabi flats review

    I chose my side on them | Margiela Tabi flats review

    While my Sun (Cancer), Moon (Capricorn) & Rising (Virgo) signs, most posts on this site, and the Stanley Cup next to me might suggest differently: I do not conform to society’s expectations. … and I love the unexpected. That’s probably part of why Margiela’s Tabi shoes appeal to me so much. The larger part of…

  • Super big, but super flattering | AGOLDE Jeans review

    Super big, but super flattering | AGOLDE Jeans review

    After my AGOLDE Parker shorts, I was totally sold on AGOLDE jeans. Those shorts were perfect. … but AGOLDE’s sizing? Super inconsistent. During Shopbop’s bi-annual sale, the lure of blue AGOLDE Riley Crop jeans and silver AGOLDE Nico jeans reeled me faster than any dazzling bobby. Here’s the deal with AGOLDE jeans sizing and quality……